Woman Gets Revenge On Teen For Using Her Yard As A Shortcut, Pretends It Wasn’t Planned At All
Here I thought the old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn was just a fable. Apparently, it does happen in real life. I kid, of course, today’s story isn’t a one-to-one correlation, but there is a thing or two the old man could learn from it.
A woman recently shared a story of petty revenge, detailing how she had a problem with this one teen using her front yard as a shortcut home. Him trampling the grass was a big no-no, so, after a few verbal warnings, she decided to use the power of gardening to teach this young lad a lesson in watch where you’re going.
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It feels like folks are biologically predisposed to use shortcuts, no matter the circumstances, even if it will shave off literal seconds off your journey
Image Credits: Andrea Parrish – Geyer (not the actual photo)
More often than not, shortcuts can end badly, like stepping into recently “fertilized” earthy soil ripe for floral treatment
Image Credits: u/Auroraah
Talking didn’t work, so the next best thing was to plant some flowers, during the process of which the homeowner used compost and manure to seal the deal
Image Credits: Virginia State Parks (not the actual photo)
The story goes that Redditor u/Auroraah lives in a spatial predicament—a corner house—that is not the most intuitive for some folks to manoeuvre around. Most people behave themselves and use the traditional pathways set in stone by previous generations, yet this one kid defies all manner of common decency and decides to cut corners straight through OP’s lawn.
Since words didn’t help, OP decided that enough is enough and figured she’d use agricultural reasoning. So, one day she whipped out some compost and manure and other types of fertilizing solutions, let it soak in the cool haze of a sprinkler right on that particular patch of grass where the kid would walk and then she waited. This was all to plant flowers, remember [wink].
Soon a wild kid appears around the corner and sinks his branded shoes straight into the earthy goodness that is OP’s manure trap. It goes without saying that he walked into that one. Let’s just hope he never walks down there again.
Image Credits: US Department of Agriculture (not the actual photo)
It also goes without saying that folks in the community loved it. Kicking off the comment section are the people who had ideas for further improvements on kid deterrents, like using a motion-activated sprinkler system to douse your enemies in copious amounts of H2O. Or water-based dyes in a hose. Or, if you’re evil enough, more devious liquids can be utilized.
Others shared their own stories of frustration and redemption. One commenter’s household had the same problem, except it was cars and not kids that would drive over because of a sloped curb. A rock garden resolved that issue fast after a kid lost an oil pan.
There was actually another story unlike the others where kids would often take a shortcut through a family’s backyard. The family didn’t mind it, but one snowy day some bullies were chasing a kid down the yard and the kid ran around a pond that was covered up by the snow. The bullies didn’t know that and ended up getting soaked in 3 feet of frozen ice water.
There was one other commenter who took note of OP’s short-lived thought of walking out right as the teen was doing the moonwalk through the mud, flowers in hand, and nonchalantly apologizing. Their question was why apologize at all? This segment of Redditors were all for making the kid pay even more, scolding him or otherwise making him regret it.
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Now, if manure, compost and fertilizer seem too funny to even work, believe it or not, it’s kinda sorta a legit solution to this. Well, maybe not the fertilizer itself, but natural barriers like hedges or maybe something more extreme like cacti are a solution. Either this or an actual fence might just be enough to make folks think that climbing is not worth shaving a few seconds off their journey.
Of course, sprinklers are always an option. Even more so motion-activated ones. But the more reasonable solution at this stage would be to talk to the kids, or their parents, and try to resolve the issue that way.
But, hey, if that doesn’t work, there’s always options like having a dog around, installing surveillance cameras (helps with porch pirates and other criminal rabble too), or simply putting up a no trespassing sign because the first one will bite you, the second one will see you get bitten and the last one will put you into legal trouble because private property laws are a thing.
And that about wraps up our topic for today. Why not leave some of your people-deterrent tactics in the comment section below and be sure to rub your human interface devices up against that upvote button. But don’t make it weird.
Folks online thought that was brilliant thinking on the part of the Redditor, slapping that upvote button over 5,000 times
The idea of literally not being allowed to fence off your own yard for security and privacy is absolutely insane levels of insanity and b******t to me. HOA's sound like the absolute worst.
I want a privacy fence for our back yard, but our HOA won't allow it. HOAs suck a*s. If I'd had a real choice, I wouldn't live in a neighborhood with one. Unfortunately when we moved for my wife's job, the reality was if you wanted a house you had to jump on what was available bc it wouldn't be there the next day. We have a great house in a great neighborhood, and the HOA isn't as intrusive as many I've heard of, but it's still the worst thing about living where we do.
My partner's mother was buying a house... One of the choices was land with a prefab house (it was still nice) or townhouse with HOA. I said buy the land, don't ever get involved with HOA, she got the HOA house cuz it was 'nicer'... HOA is crazy, fees are excessive. Townhouse had water damage behind wall in bathroom they found a week after moving in, HOA said it was her fault (it wasn't) and didn't want to pay to fix it. HOA sucks.
Sorry, I am Danish so I have to: Not allowed to put up a fence on your own property? Isn't that socialism??? :-D In the land of the free??? :-D
May not be their property. In some places people can own the building, but the land it's built on is owned by a holding company. It's a sneaky way to bypass certain laws that makes it illegal for HOAs to dictate what homeowners can do on their own property
She called shoes trainers so must be in Europe or Australia. USA we call them tennis shoes or sneakers
Maybe in the UK, I'm in Australia and no one says 'trainers' here... It's always 'sneakers' or 'running shoes'
They never said they were in the US, in fact their use of the word Holiday instead of Vacation leads me to believe they are in the UK.
And trainers instead of sneakers, like someone else commented.
You are mistaken on the “free” part. Its free to die from not affording healthcare, free to go outside and get shot, free to be obese, free to be lured in to the warmongering machine. Freedom 🇺🇸
Socialism is a stepping stone to communism. You're thinking of a fascist dictatorship, which most Americans do not want, but some right wing Republicans do. These people likely have an HOA, which is also a fascist dictatorship.
Your mixing up Republican and Democrat. It's the Democrat that wants the socialism.
You Americans have no idea what socialism even means... It is about helping people that have difficulties getting around at some point in life (it could be you one day). Something that your bible bs tells you to do. But noooo...
Don't believe in your fictional Bible.
There's seems to be some confusion. Capitalism is an economic system that allows acquisition of personal wealth and property, individual ownership of land, resources, and means of productions. Socialism is a system in which the government controls natural resources and means of production, but which allows acquisition of personal wealth and property, individual ownership of land, and individual ownership of businesses and services not related to production. Communism is a system in which there is little or private ownership and all property, wealth, resources etc. are said to be owned by all. In practice, capitalism is like a game of monopoly, but communism in some countries is simply a game of monopoly in which a select few have skipped to end and declared themselves the winner. Most countries in the world are not purely capitalist or socialist and fall somewhere between. None of these systems are actually tied to politics or government. That's separate.
No, socialism is when government imposes itself by brute force. And yes, majoritarianism doesn't mean brute force isn't involved. These HOAs are a tiny smidgeon of communism, but not socialism. These homeowners have agreed to a voluntary* association through which members can agree on how to share common resources. Yes, they are voluntary; people talk as if they are mandatory because they'd like to buy property within an HOA, just not belong to it. But ability to purchased that property is a benefit of the HOA. Don't get me wrong; I have huge problems with the ease at which HOAs can become evil, but 1960s France and 1930s Russia never gave their citizens the opportunity to simply by land somewhere else and be free from their big government.
It must be fun running an HOA. You just turn down all the sensible requests to annoy people as much as possible. The Land of the Free, who can't put a fence on their own garden. If you really want to get someone - plants yuccas. Those leaves are razor sharp and solid - no-one walks through them twice.
The idea of literally not being allowed to fence off your own yard for security and privacy is absolutely insane levels of insanity and b******t to me. HOA's sound like the absolute worst.
I want a privacy fence for our back yard, but our HOA won't allow it. HOAs suck a*s. If I'd had a real choice, I wouldn't live in a neighborhood with one. Unfortunately when we moved for my wife's job, the reality was if you wanted a house you had to jump on what was available bc it wouldn't be there the next day. We have a great house in a great neighborhood, and the HOA isn't as intrusive as many I've heard of, but it's still the worst thing about living where we do.
My partner's mother was buying a house... One of the choices was land with a prefab house (it was still nice) or townhouse with HOA. I said buy the land, don't ever get involved with HOA, she got the HOA house cuz it was 'nicer'... HOA is crazy, fees are excessive. Townhouse had water damage behind wall in bathroom they found a week after moving in, HOA said it was her fault (it wasn't) and didn't want to pay to fix it. HOA sucks.
Sorry, I am Danish so I have to: Not allowed to put up a fence on your own property? Isn't that socialism??? :-D In the land of the free??? :-D
May not be their property. In some places people can own the building, but the land it's built on is owned by a holding company. It's a sneaky way to bypass certain laws that makes it illegal for HOAs to dictate what homeowners can do on their own property
She called shoes trainers so must be in Europe or Australia. USA we call them tennis shoes or sneakers
Maybe in the UK, I'm in Australia and no one says 'trainers' here... It's always 'sneakers' or 'running shoes'
They never said they were in the US, in fact their use of the word Holiday instead of Vacation leads me to believe they are in the UK.
And trainers instead of sneakers, like someone else commented.
You are mistaken on the “free” part. Its free to die from not affording healthcare, free to go outside and get shot, free to be obese, free to be lured in to the warmongering machine. Freedom 🇺🇸
Socialism is a stepping stone to communism. You're thinking of a fascist dictatorship, which most Americans do not want, but some right wing Republicans do. These people likely have an HOA, which is also a fascist dictatorship.
Your mixing up Republican and Democrat. It's the Democrat that wants the socialism.
You Americans have no idea what socialism even means... It is about helping people that have difficulties getting around at some point in life (it could be you one day). Something that your bible bs tells you to do. But noooo...
Don't believe in your fictional Bible.
There's seems to be some confusion. Capitalism is an economic system that allows acquisition of personal wealth and property, individual ownership of land, resources, and means of productions. Socialism is a system in which the government controls natural resources and means of production, but which allows acquisition of personal wealth and property, individual ownership of land, and individual ownership of businesses and services not related to production. Communism is a system in which there is little or private ownership and all property, wealth, resources etc. are said to be owned by all. In practice, capitalism is like a game of monopoly, but communism in some countries is simply a game of monopoly in which a select few have skipped to end and declared themselves the winner. Most countries in the world are not purely capitalist or socialist and fall somewhere between. None of these systems are actually tied to politics or government. That's separate.
No, socialism is when government imposes itself by brute force. And yes, majoritarianism doesn't mean brute force isn't involved. These HOAs are a tiny smidgeon of communism, but not socialism. These homeowners have agreed to a voluntary* association through which members can agree on how to share common resources. Yes, they are voluntary; people talk as if they are mandatory because they'd like to buy property within an HOA, just not belong to it. But ability to purchased that property is a benefit of the HOA. Don't get me wrong; I have huge problems with the ease at which HOAs can become evil, but 1960s France and 1930s Russia never gave their citizens the opportunity to simply by land somewhere else and be free from their big government.
It must be fun running an HOA. You just turn down all the sensible requests to annoy people as much as possible. The Land of the Free, who can't put a fence on their own garden. If you really want to get someone - plants yuccas. Those leaves are razor sharp and solid - no-one walks through them twice.