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kumoricat • submitted a new post 1 day ago

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Hey Pandas, How Did You Ask Your Crush Out?

kumoricat • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

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kumoricat • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?

If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?

"Excuse me sir, do you have a permit for those huge guns?" *looks pointedly down at biceps* It works shockingly well.

kumoricat • submitted a new post 1 week ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line? (Closed)

kumoricat • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Of The Creepiest Things Shared Online, As Presented By This Online Community

Naaaaa hell no

30 Adults Share The Worst Things Their Teachers Did That They Still Can’t Get Over

OMFG my math teacher in 6th grade did the exact same and I was so pissed off.

40 Of The Creepiest Things Shared Online, As Presented By This Online Community

Naaaaa hell no

30 Adults Share The Worst Things Their Teachers Did That They Still Can’t Get Over

OMFG my math teacher in 6th grade did the exact same and I was so pissed off.

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

yum extra protein

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kumoricat • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

"Nt|tld", Made By Xrev_v (Me)

kumoricat • upvoted 8 items 3 weeks ago

EinTheDataDoge reply

My mother-in-law is always cooking good a*s food and making me fat. It’s all her fault!

50 Comics That Feature Ironic Twists And Peculiar Humor By This Artist (New Pics)

The house can't be messy if there's no house! Clap clap clap

EinTheDataDoge reply

My mother-in-law is always cooking good a*s food and making me fat. It’s all her fault!

50 Comics That Feature Ironic Twists And Peculiar Humor By This Artist (New Pics)

The house can't be messy if there's no house! Clap clap clap

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Dream Job?

therapist :)

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?

I used this one on my crush: "Hey, are you tired? Because you have been running through my head all day." He called me immediately because he thought was something was wrong because NO WAY I would say that to him if I was sober.🤣 I guess mission accomplished?

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Dream Job?

Homicide detective. However, I'm terrified of blood, so that won't really work out for me. So I will settle for english teacher.

50 Incredibly Lucky People Who Are Probably Having A Better Day Than You

I don’t know. They shouldnt have gave up the dog in the first place.

"Really Dumb Tweets": 50 Pearls From Twitter Posted By This Account

Things that never happened:-P

Janube reply

You can go the rest of your life without breathing.

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kumoricat • submitted 2 new posts 3 weeks ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Been On Your Heart And Mind Recently?

Ask Pandas, Community

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Dream Job?

kumoricat • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

Chaotic Good

kumoricat • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

kumoricat • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

Ramen doesn't take all day to make. So what just store it and eat it tomorrow.

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

Build it into a unicycle. Ride home.

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

Ramen doesn't take all day to make. So what just store it and eat it tomorrow.

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

Build it into a unicycle. Ride home.

“It Was The Least Surprising Thing”: 30 People Reveal The Fate Of Their Class Bully

aw this is actually wholesome :)

“He Was Proud Of It:” 30 Tattoos That Made These People Walk Away From A Person

Does that make you a Jack a*s?

50 Times People Made Something Really Cool And Just Had To Share It In This Online Group (New Pics)

Need for an Obani cosplay (im just saying its perfect, i dont wanna buy)

40 People Share Sad Truths That They Had To Accept Despite Them Being Uncomfortable

Idiocracy used to be a dark comedy. Now it's a documentary.

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kumoricat • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8&vl=en

45 Annoying ‘Facts’ And Urban Legends People Have To Finally Stop Believing

Damnnnnnnnn facts

kumoricat • upvoted 9 items 2 months ago

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

People capable of moral reflection seldom are made school administrators in the US. And those that are don't stay long..

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

"Can't afford a school lunch." So much wrong with that statement. So much. Shame.

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

People capable of moral reflection seldom are made school administrators in the US. And those that are don't stay long..

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

"Can't afford a school lunch." So much wrong with that statement. So much. Shame.

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

It is so sad that this happens in a so called civilised first world country. The USA government should be ashamed.

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

I hope the administrators felt humbled.

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

Aww, that’s sweet. Here, most fast food places have a jar of dog treats in the drive-through window, for when dogs are jealous of the food 😊

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

There's a cafe in my area where if you bring your dog they give you a free dog biscuit. So I took my dog there on his birthday and told the waitress "and a biscuit for him because it's his birthday!" Imagine my surprise when my food came with, not a dog biscuit, but a big shortbread cookie plus a takeaway container full of water. It was only later that I realised what had happened: I'd gone to the wrong bloody cafe, but they'd improvised with a free biscuit anyway, just because it was my dog's birthday. :D

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

How many people will have asked for a doggy menu before they added that text 'for our four legged friends only'

'Bros Helping Bros': 35 Times People Showed Just How Funny And Wholesome They Can Be

In Wales they're rolling it out (somewhat slowly) to all primary school children. In about 3 years from now, every child in Wales between 4-11 will be entitled to free school meals if they wish.

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

...I don't know about you guys but something tell me this guy doesn't like Ed Sheeran

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kumoricat • submitted a new post 1 day ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, How Did You Ask Your Crush Out?

kumoricat • submitted a new post 1 week ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line? (Closed)

kumoricat • submitted 2 new posts 3 weeks ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Been On Your Heart And Mind Recently?

Ask Pandas, Community

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Dream Job?

kumoricat • submitted 3 new posts 3 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

"Hey Pandas Can You Come Up With A Random Short Horror Story?"

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Biggest Red Flag In A Relationship? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

"Hey, Pandas What Is Your Biggest Fear?"

kumoricat • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas Tell Me A Tip For Math.

kumoricat • submitted 12 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, What Is One Good Thing About 2020?"

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas What Do You Miss About 2018?"

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, Tell Me Something You Did That Your Proud Of."

Ask Pandas

" Hey Pandas, How Did You Meet The Love Of Your Live?"

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, How Did You Meet Your Best Friend?"

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate That People Do Nowadays?" (Closed)

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, How Do You Fight Boredom."

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, Tell Me Something You Read Online That Stuck To You." (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Tell Me A Stupid Bet You Made In The Past (Closed)

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, Tell Me Something You Could Not Laugh At Then, But Can Laugh At Now."

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, What Do You Love About Your Country."

Ask Pandas

"Hey Pandas, What Changed Your Life?"

kumoricat • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, How'd You Come Up With Your BP Username?

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Real Name Mean? (Closed)

kumoricat • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Beloved Stuffed Toy (Closed)

kumoricat • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Often Do You Forget Something Important, And What Was The Result? (Closed)

kumoricat • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas! How Many Languages Do You Know? And What State Or Country Do You Live In?

Hey Pandas, Draw Your Dream Dress''.

kumoricat • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Of The Creepiest Things Shared Online, As Presented By This Online Community

Naaaaa hell no

30 Adults Share The Worst Things Their Teachers Did That They Still Can’t Get Over

OMFG my math teacher in 6th grade did the exact same and I was so pissed off.

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

yum extra protein

kumoricat • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

kumoricat • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8&vl=en

45 Annoying ‘Facts’ And Urban Legends People Have To Finally Stop Believing

Damnnnnnnnn facts

“The Whole Theater Emptied Without A Word”: 50 Powerful Films That Left Viewers In Shock

the book was heartbreaking I cried for an hour

This Twitter Account Shares 35 Of The Worst And Funniest Kitchen Fails (New Pics)

More like hell kitty

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

My sister and dad have the same birthday May 4 and my parent's anniversary is also on may 4

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

I use this to get to school...

kumoricat • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

50 Times People Saw Something Funny, Weird, Or Interesting On The Road And Just Had To Document It (New Pics)

life goals😁

50 Glorious Cooking Memes To Make The Chefs In Your Life Nod In Approval

i need to hang this in my room...

kumoricat • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

50 Times People Disrespected Food In The Worst Ways And Were Shamed On This Online Page

easy Halloween decorations... i guess....

30 Wholesome Pics To Remind You There's Good In The World, As Shared On "Blessed Imageposting"

why does he remind me of Lincoln Loud from the loud house☠

50 Hilarious Celebration Pics That Are Bound To Make You Smile

10000000000/100

kumoricat • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

50 Times Marketing Specialists Stepped Up Their Game And Surprised People With These Cool Outdoor Adverts

Why am I so dirty minded...

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Dang...

kumoricat • commented on a post 6 months ago

30 People Share The Juiciest Pieces Of Gossip They Know

🤮

kumoricat • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

"Cringetopia": 35 Of The Most Mortifying Moments Shared On This Twitter Account

WHY??

50 Times People Saw The True Power Of Winter And Just Had To Document It (New Pics)

I'm still standing after all this time 🎵🎶

kumoricat • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

“Pavement Just Randomly Ends”: 30 Common USA Things That Confuse Foreigners

"Hi, is this Mr Smith? Yes, this is Lola's Psychic Readings here, sorry but we will have to cancel your appointment for this afternoon due to unforeseen circumstances."

“Pavement Just Randomly Ends”: 30 Common USA Things That Confuse Foreigners

What's the problem here? These people are traveling by motorcycle. Chaps are protective. Not a single flag or eagle in site, yet we're gonna throw those emojis on the comment? OP sounds like a jerk.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?

If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?

"Excuse me sir, do you have a permit for those huge guns?" *looks pointedly down at biceps* It works shockingly well.

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?

kumoricat • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

"Nt|tld", Made By Xrev_v (Me)

EinTheDataDoge reply

My mother-in-law is always cooking good a*s food and making me fat. It’s all her fault!

kumoricat • upvoted 9 items 3 weeks ago

50 Comics That Feature Ironic Twists And Peculiar Humor By This Artist (New Pics)

The house can't be messy if there's no house! Clap clap clap

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Dream Job?

therapist :)

"Hey Pandas,what Is Your Dream Job?

Homicide detective. However, I'm terrified of blood, so that won't really work out for me. So I will settle for english teacher.

Chaotic Good

"Hey Pandas Can You Come Up With A Random Short Horror Story?"

I know the prompt said Short Story, but I got carried away, and had a lot of fun writing this. I hope you enjoyed this.

“It Was The Least Surprising Thing”: 30 People Reveal The Fate Of Their Class Bully

aw this is actually wholesome :)

Janube reply

You can go the rest of your life without breathing.

50 Incredibly Lucky People Who Are Probably Having A Better Day Than You

I don’t know. They shouldnt have gave up the dog in the first place.

"Really Dumb Tweets": 50 Pearls From Twitter Posted By This Account

Things that never happened:-P

kumoricat • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Embarrassing High School Memory?

In my sophomore year, I had an obsession with stuffed animals. And there was this one boy, who thought it wasn’t very masculine of me, so he decided to pick on me. I was okay with this since he just teased me and called me girly. But one day I thought it would show him if I went to school in a dress with pigtails. He was absent. The principal called me into the office because he thought I might have had a mental disability. 🙃