“See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!”

“Dear friends... today is the day the Clown cried. And he cries not for the passing of one man, but for the death of a dream. The dream that he would someday taste the ultimate victory over his hated enemy. For it was the Batman who made me the happy soul I am today. How I agonized over the perfect way to thank him for that. Perhaps with a cyanide pie in the face. Or an exploding whoopie-cushion playfully planted in the Batmobile. But those dreams were dashed by the weaselly little gunsel sitting there in our midst. The cowardly insignificant gonif who probably got lucky when Batman slipped on the slime trail this loser left behind him. This mound of diseased hyena filth who's not fit to lick the dirt from my spats...! But I digress. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look to a future filled with smiles. And I'll be smiling again just as soon as we take that man THERE......and slap him in that box THERE......and roll him into that vat of acid THERE! Well that was fun...who's for Chinese?!”

“Nice Entrance. Either You've Never Heard Of A Door Or You Just Like Pulling Glass Out Of Your Shorts.”

“I'm Crazy Enough To Take On Batman, But The IRS? No, Thank You!”

“That’s it! That’s what I want to see! A NICE BIG SMILE!”

“I must admit, it’s sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy!”

“So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness! Madness is the emergency exit…You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… FOREVER.”

“Without Batman, crime has no punchline”

If you want more of Mark Hamil’s Joker, watch this video where Hamil reads Trump’s twitter posts in his signature Joker voice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS2D_UREQE

Hello BoredPanda. I was formally known as “Steve Raglan” but nobody really responded well to that. So I decided to base an account on one of my favorite actor’s greatest performances. Mark Hamil’s Joker. Hamil voiced The Joker since the 90’s. He voiced him in several of the Arkham games, Batman the Animated Series, Mask of the Phantasm, Batman Beyond, Batman New Adventures, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Justice League Action, Robot Chicken, and The Killing Joke. Sadly, Hamil said he will most likely never voice the character again due to his acting partner Kevin Conroy having passed away. Conroy voiced Batman nearly every Hamil was Joker. These two were legendary. In my opinion(and several other people’s) Hamil and Conroy were the best Batman and Joker duo ever. I shall die on this hill. Rest in peace Kevin Conroy. Dude was an absolute legend.

This is/isn’t a role play account. It depends on how you all interact with me I guess. Also however I’m feeling at the moment, if I’m in the mood for one. If it matters, I’m 15 and a half. I also make jokes. Lots of jokes. About different things. About myself, people, everything really. Here’s a joke about me, I’m basically a white Ethiopian boy. I’m built like slenderman, except not as tall. I’m a Slim Jim. A literal stick. I got toothpick arms and legs. I am trying to change that tho. As fun as it is to make jokes about myself, I don’t always want to be this way. Some of my jokes may or may not be offensive. I mostly do dirty and dark humor, but it all depends on you guys. I switch it up. I make jokes about whatever I think of in the moment.

I think it’s weird to address me as “♣THE ACE OF KNAVES♣”in conversation, but I didn’t want to name myself “Joker” cause like I said, this isn’t FULLY a role play account. But idrc, call me Joker if you want. I’ll gladly fill the shoes. Come up with names for me overtime. I’m open to that stuff. Could be fun!

Ha! I just realized that this appears to be so long cause the entire first half of the bio is Mark Hamil Joker Quotes. Whatever. The dude is a legend. I’d put more but I can’t find easy ones to copy and paste. Also check out Masters of The Universe Revelation to see Mark Hamil voice the lord of destruction, SKELETOR! I loved him as Skeletor! (If this turns into an rp account I’ll take some stuff from his Skeletor performance too. Like the “royal boob” insult) I just love all his performances. Except Chucky. Not a huge horror fan. Not saying he wasn’t amazing, I bet he was. I just didn’t see it. If any of you’ve watched his performance as Chucky tell me how it was!

Another rp account note, I’ll also pull from Alan Wray Tudyk’s
Joker, Who he plays in the Harley Quinn Show, Jeff Bennet, from Brave and The Bold, ALL the live action actors. Like Ledger, Nicholson, etc..so all incarnations? Not a big deal. Idk why I’m breaking this down so much.

Unfortunately the Spades in my name don’t show, that’s unfortunate. Not to mention stupid! Aha! ♠️

Alright this is getting too long. Cya out there chucklenuts! Heheheh! Ahahahahahahaaa! *cough* Ow my throat.