Flaming Koala From Harvard
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The only koala on Bored Panda. Didn't actually go to Harvard. I am on Spotify, a Playlist, pretty small as of now. I make mods on Craft Mods and play Genshin Impact, My roblox username is busybee12121 bc my mom picked it for me.
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Hey Pandas, What's The Scariest Thing That You've Experienced?
once I had a tamagotchi. the new ones with no features or anything just basic. it was asleep, it alr made all the beeps it needed to until 9 am. it was the rabbit. and my bro had a duck so it wakes up at 8 30 and so I expected no sound but as I'm falling asleep I hear the wake up beep. mine is asleep my brothers is asleep and my dad has 2 but he's at work. so I think my tama can use Morse and is trying to warn me of impending apocalypse.Hey Pandas, What's The Scariest Thing That You've Experienced?
once I had a tamagotchi. the new ones with no features or anything just basic. it was asleep, it alr made all the beeps it needed to until 9 am. it was the rabbit. and my bro had a duck so it wakes up at 8 30 and so I expected no sound but as I'm falling asleep I hear the wake up beep. mine is asleep my brothers is asleep and my dad has 2 but he's at work. so I think my tama can use Morse and is trying to warn me of impending apocalypse.Hey Pandas, Whats The Scariest Thing That You've Experienced?
When I was about 9 or 10 and my sister was 5 we used to share a room. We had bunk beds, and one night she was sleeping with me instead of in her own bed. After she fell asleep I got up to play a game I don't remember what game it was, but as soon as I got the game loaded my sister woke up. Her eyes were closed as if she was asleep, and she said, "Lily wants to play too." I didn't think anything of it because Lily was her dolls name (a cabbage patch doll from a thrift store.) I laid her back down and when I went back to the game her doll fell off of her bunk bed.Show All 6 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What's The Scariest Thing That You've Experienced?
once I had a tamagotchi. the new ones with no features or anything just basic. it was asleep, it alr made all the beeps it needed to until 9 am. it was the rabbit. and my bro had a duck so it wakes up at 8 30 and so I expected no sound but as I'm falling asleep I hear the wake up beep. mine is asleep my brothers is asleep and my dad has 2 but he's at work. so I think my tama can use Morse and is trying to warn me of impending apocalypse.Hey Pandas, Whats The Scariest Thing That You've Experienced?
When I was about 9 or 10 and my sister was 5 we used to share a room. We had bunk beds, and one night she was sleeping with me instead of in her own bed. After she fell asleep I got up to play a game I don't remember what game it was, but as soon as I got the game loaded my sister woke up. Her eyes were closed as if she was asleep, and she said, "Lily wants to play too." I didn't think anything of it because Lily was her dolls name (a cabbage patch doll from a thrift store.) I laid her back down and when I went back to the game her doll fell off of her bunk bed. Flaming Koala From Harvard • upvoted 12 items 1 day ago
Hey Pandas, How Did You Ask Your Crush Out?
well with my ex, we both knew we liked each other so during study hall i was passing notes with my friends on how to ask him out. we brainstormed all these things and none of them were me. and then I realised a genius idea. i decided to give him the piece of paper we'd been passing around and write "so as you can see, I thought about this a lot. i'm too chicken to ask to your face so I'll write it here...what do you think?" and he read it while my friend creepily watched him (he smiled she said) and then he said yes.Hey Pandas, How Did You Ask Your Crush Out?
didn't, he asked me. in the most un romantic but adorable way possible. he goes (and I quote) hey so ik that we've been talking for a while and stuff but uh we're not like officially together so do u wanna be?Hey Pandas, How Did You Ask Your Crush Out?
It was absolutely magical, but it started out really awkward. Our parents are both kind of friends with this one other couple, and one time both of our families were invited to that other couple's house for a party with some other families. Our families weren't as close as the others, so all the other kids already knew each other and were doing their own thing. So the two of us just kind of sat in one corner while everyone else did their thing. And so we talked a little, about school, sibling drama, hopes, dreams, when I decided to be brave and told her. Against all odds, she said she liked me back! Well that was a fun situation to imagine, maybe it'll actually happen one day lmaoHey Pandas, How Did You Ask Your Crush Out?
We worked together. She needed a ride home, so I offered to if she couldn't find anyone to take her home. I ended up giving her a ride home which she didn't want to go because of family issues. We pulled up to her house, she didn't want to get out, so I asked her if she wanted to get something to eat. Almost 5 years married now :DHey Pandas, How Did You Ask Your Crush Out?
So I tried twice. First time, I went "Hey, [classmate's name] was kind of right." (she had said we'd make a cute couple), and he went "About?" and I said "Us." and he went "Oh yeah, agreed." Around two weeks later I mentioned that I confessed in passing, and he goes "wait what-". Apparently he didn't realize I confessed lmao-although he liked me back and we're semi-dating now.Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Jokes!
Most of the jokes here are about 9 11 and racism and dark and other bad stuff. Here's a palate cleanser. I asked a subway worker to make me a tuna sandwich. He took the tongs, waved them around, and said "abracadabra you are a tuna sandwich"Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Jokes!
A woman is checking out at the grocery store. She puts bananas, coffee, soy milk, oatmeal, and hairspray on the conveyor belt. The cashier smiles at her and says, “I can tell you’re single.” “Oh, ha, how did you know?” the woman asks, blushing. “Because you’re f*****g ugly.”Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Jokes!
Alright, this one is gonna be really dark! Heh! But considering you’ve responded well to my other jokes, here’s the mothership! What do Pikachu and 6 million Jews have in common? They’re both Ashes.
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