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Xenon • commented on 30 posts 7 hours ago

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

I remember that, I liked the smell of green apples.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

They would censor his nipples.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

I remember that, I liked the smell of green apples.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

They would censor his nipples.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Who's to say who he was thinking of?

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Some people just don't want to risk a hair getting on their dog food.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

So cat dude was ignoring the human shoppers. Figures. Maybe if someone shook a treat bag they'd get better service.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

But that's no ordinary rabbit.. he's got these huge teeth...

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Epic mud, not sure how his pants are still clean.

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

With a hairdo like that, you won't be needing those.

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Short ride, but intense.

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Not weird at all, no.

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

You have to follow the IG link to figure this one out. I wish bp would stop posting a still picture of a video.

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Xenon • upvoted 10 items 9 hours ago

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

He identified as a cat. Perfectly normal behavior in 2023

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

How did your boss get to be a boss with such thin skin?

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

He identified as a cat. Perfectly normal behavior in 2023

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

How did your boss get to be a boss with such thin skin?

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Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

That's probably what he was complaining about in the first place. Being allocated a name seriously ruder than whiskerbiscuit.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

"Well, what was he supposed to wipe his hands on? Besides, aren't you flattered that maybe he was thinking about you when he did it? And not your husband or your kids?"

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Are some debit cards that easy to snap? When I try to snap or tear my outdated one in half... I can't. I need scissors.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

That's a guard rabbit to stop them coming back.

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or last of us

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Xenon • commented on 20 posts 7 hours ago

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

I remember that, I liked the smell of green apples.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

They would censor his nipples.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Who's to say who he was thinking of?

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Some people just don't want to risk a hair getting on their dog food.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

So cat dude was ignoring the human shoppers. Figures. Maybe if someone shook a treat bag they'd get better service.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

But that's no ordinary rabbit.. he's got these huge teeth...

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Look almost like bats. I used to live upstate and never saw these.

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

What does it eat besides lost hikers?

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Do they even taste good?

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

I'd almost be afraid to get too close.

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Reminds me of a flamingo.

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

That is one huge plant.

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Ok, that's an alien egg for sure. Slowly back away.....

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Me too, plant. Me too.

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

It's too bad it won't survive, it would make a stunning tree.

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Holy wow! That is crazy cool!

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Looks like they were made of putty.

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Alien lifeform 🛸

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Stunning!

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Wonderful shade of turquoise.

Xenon • upvoted 20 items 10 hours ago

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Honestly, the best thing to happen for the housing market would be a complete collapse of Airbnb and all those investors that bought homes they don't use to use as Airbnb rentals. Also looking at you apartment owners that rent out apartments for airbnb. Airbnb has been a massive contributor to the global housing crisis causing expensive homes and way too high rents

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

"Well, what was he supposed to wipe his hands on? Besides, aren't you flattered that maybe he was thinking about you when he did it? And not your husband or your kids?"

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Are some debit cards that easy to snap? When I try to snap or tear my outdated one in half... I can't. I need scissors.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

That's probably what he was complaining about in the first place. Being allocated a name seriously ruder than whiskerbiscuit.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

I'd prefer that over the ridiculous mumbo jumbo symbols, numbers and letters I always get.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

He identified as a cat. Perfectly normal behavior in 2023

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Did you try to use spray bottle at him? Or maybe you should have pspsps-ed and tried to pet him?

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

*Files complaint*. Complaint: I'm not doing my job properly.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

How did your boss get to be a boss with such thin skin?

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

That's a guard rabbit to stop them coming back.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Put a mask on the fish. Problem sorted.

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